The Republic of Estado de Buenos Aires is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 423 million porteños live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong porteño economy, worth 15.3 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 36,230 pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,681 per year while the poor average 2,487, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Estado de Buenos Aires's national animal is the hornero, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Estado de Buenos Aires is ranked 156,343^rd in the world and 3,369^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 329.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.